Friday, March 1, 2013

Friday Funnies

These are kind of retro and sexist, but hey….
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Side of Life 


Good: Your wife is pregnant. 

Bad: it's triplets. 

Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.


Good: Your wife's not talking to you. 

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She's a lawyer.


Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. 

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. 

Ugly: So are you.


Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. 

Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills. 

Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.


Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. 

Bad: He's a cross-dresser. 

Ugly: He looks better than your wife.


Good: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your 10 year old daughter. 

Bad: She keeps interrupting. 

Ugly: With corrections.


Good: Your son is dating someone new. 

Bad: It's another man.

Ugly: He's your best friend.


Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job 

Bad: As a hooker.

Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. 

Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.


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